Potato Gun Mayhem
- A crisis at Baronbob.com, the Internet's premiere gallery of wacky gifts took
place late Friday night.
A shelf full of Alien Garden Gnomes came
crashing down and
bopped the Gift Guru on the head. He quickly turned evil and ran
around Baron Bob's warehouse shooting the employees with
the Potato Gun.
Baron Joe explains, "I was shot up pretty bad and I'm still peeling
potato pellets off my face. Owner, Bob Brooks
had this prepared statement, "The Potato Gun should be banned. I have
decided to purchase at great expense the world's supply of Potato Guns, and I
beg that anyone who buys this vegetarian's weapon not use it, but
take it to the nearest landfill and bury it!!"
How it works: Operation is simple.
Punch the barrel into a
potato
and break off the pellet with a downward motion. Then aim and
shoot.
